Games and fun on New Year's Eve. For adults! Adult entertainment 18
A selection of places on earth where there is a catastrophic shortage of men.
Brazilian Women's Commune Noiva do Cordeiro (Belo Vale, Brazil)
This community consists of about 600 Brazilian women aged 20 to 35 years. The main means of subsistence in it is Agriculture, many women in the commune have husbands and sons, but they are forced to work in other cities and only a few are allowed to see each other on weekends.
A year ago, representatives of this wonderful settlement made an appeal to the men of the planet through the commune’s Facebook page and the local press, with an offer to move to them for permanent residence. Women's main intentions are romantic relationship and marriage.
Tuaregs (living in Mali, Niger, Burkina Faso, Algeria and Libya)
The Tuaregs have the concept of “Asri” - this is absolute freedom of morals for all unmarried Tuareg women, regardless of whether they are girls, divorced or widows. The more lovers she has, the higher her reputation. A girl cannot be married off against her will.
Northern Mariana Islands (Pacific)
There are 756 men per 1000 women living here. Moreover, in age group from 18 to 64 years of age there are even more women - 686 men per 1000 women.
Kyiv, Ukraine)
In this city, 54% of the population are women, which allowed the city to earn the title of the most attractive city for bachelors from all over the world.
Such female superiority may seem like a trifle, but in reality such a figure is considered statistically significant and capable of influencing the “balance of power” when searching for a soul mate.
Budapest, Hungary)
The female population of this city is 53%.
As for Russia, things are not so bad for bachelors here
The largest gender imbalance is in Ivanovo, for every 100 men there are 190 women.
Porn actress Amaranta Henck has opened the world's first "porn university", as reported by The Sun. Such an unusual educational institution will be able to teach students not only how to make films for adults, but also how to sell video content.
Many things, the purpose of which no one will argue today, were originally created for completely different purposes. Such inventions include the vibrator: its prototype was used several centuries ago by men, too, for purely medical purposes.
Coming soon in all pharmacies!
My mother is not ideal. There are aspects of her that I envy, that my friends envy, but there are also character traits that sometimes make me want to disown her.
You walk into a store or walk past a sign and suddenly stop, wondering how they could come up with this. And most importantly, what were they thinking when they wrote this?
In response to the hype, users are vigorously discussing a children's illustration from a Soviet book and finding a lot of strange, ridiculous and very funny things in it. The picture shows a family of five: father, mother, son, daughter and grandmother. Everyone is busy with some kind of activity, but, according to the authors, these activities are incorrect and do not correspond to their status, for example, a girl scores...
Jokes and pictures on sensitive topics.
Perhaps the vast majority of the adult population of our planet, which has already outgrown scary tales about the “babaika” in the closet, I firmly believe that the worst thing that can await a person in the evening in a dark bedroom is some insidiously lurking clap, gonorrhea, or another reason to visit the smiling guys from the “Kozhven”. Yeah, no matter how!
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New Year's Eve is New Year's Eve, so that it can be fun and unforgettable. But do not forget that it is also long... Therefore, it is necessary to stock up on a sufficient amount in advance interesting games and entertainment. This is exactly what we will try to help you with in this article.
A humorous test for married couples.
The first to write on a piece of paper - in a column, under numbers - ten names of animals (insects, birds, reptiles), are married men who are present - without showing it to their wives. Then the wives do the same. The test leader asks married couple look at the side of the sheet where the representatives of the fauna chosen by the husband appear in a column. So, husband: 1 Affectionate, like... 2 Strong, like... 3 Sociable, like... 4 Authoritative, like... 5 Independent, like...6 Smiling, like... 7 Neat, like ... 8 Amorous, like... 9 Brave, like... 10 Beautiful, like...
Then the representatives of the fauna chosen by the wife are named. So, wife: 1 In transport, like... 2 With relatives, like... 3 With work colleagues, like... 4 In a store, like... 5 At home, like... 6 In a cafe or restaurant, like... 7 With a boss like... 8 In a friendly company like... 9 In bed like... 10 In a doctor's office like...
Eating cake.
Guests are divided into two teams. Each team is given a piece of cake, and if the teams are big, then the whole cake is in a cardboard box tied with a rope. Each team has a member with a bottle of lemonade who drinks their team. Everyone’s hands are tied behind their backs, including the “drinkers.” The first team to eat their cake wins. You can eat cornflakes, desserts, etc. in the same way.
Thick-cheeked lip slap.
To play you need a bag of sucking candies like "Barberries". The game involves two people. They begin to take turns taking candy from the bag (in the hands of the leader), putting it in their mouth (swallowing is not allowed), and after each candy they call their opponent “fat-cheeked lip-slapper.” Whoever stuffs the most candy into his mouth and at the same time manages to pronounce the “magic phrase” will win.
Miss Sensitivity.
Only women participate in the competition. They face the audience, each with a chair behind them. The presenter quietly places a small object on each chair. On command, all participants sit down and try to determine what kind of object is under them. Looking at and using hands is prohibited. The one who determines first wins.
Wet pants.
The game involves 3-5 people. It will be more interesting if they are slightly tipsy men. They come out and face the audience. The presenter gives everyone a plastic bottle (1-1.5 liters). Men tuck the bottom of the bottle into their belts and into their pants. The bottles are prepared in advance; small, inconspicuous holes are made in the bottom with a needle. Next, the presenter gives each man a mug of water and a spoon, with which he must scoop the water from the mug into his bottle. Men compete in speed. At first it seems to them that they are spilling water past the neck. But when someone scoops up the last spoon, and the host asks to get the containers, it becomes clear that a whole glass of water ended up in his pants.
Dress the lady.
Each lady holds a ribbon twisted into a ball in her right hand. The man takes the tip of the ribbon with his lips and, without touching his hands, wraps the ribbon around the lady. The winner is the one with the best outfit, or the one who completes the task faster.
Alcohol meter.
In a “close” company, two tipsy men are asked to check who is more drunk. To do this, they are given felt-tip pens, and behind them - a scale drawn on whatman paper, where the degrees are indicated in increasing order - 20, 30, 40 degrees and above. The participants’ task is to bend down, extending their hand to the “Alcohol Meter” between their legs, and mark the degrees on the scale with a felt-tip pen. Everyone wants to be more sober, so the degrees on the scale are arranged from higher to lower numbers so that players raise their hands higher.
Mission impossible.
For this competition, some delicate dish is suitable - for example, jelly. The participants' task is to eat it as quickly as possible using toothpicks.
Harvesting.
The task of the players of each team is to move the oranges to a certain place as quickly as possible without using their hands.
Tear up the newspaper.
Two, three or several people participate in the competition. The task is to tear the newspaper as quickly and as small as possible - with one hand. At the same time, the hand is extended forward; you cannot help with your free hand.
Roll.
Guests sitting at the table pass a roll of paper around (better, of course, if not a toilet paper, but a paper towel in a roll). Each guest tears off as many scraps as he wants, the more the better. When each guest has a stack of scraps, the host announces the rules of the game: each guest must tell as many facts about himself as he has torn scraps.
Ride the ball.
All competition participants line up in teams of 3 people. Each three players receive a tight ball. At the signal from the leader, one of the three players, supported by the elbows of two other players, steps on the ball and rolls it. The group that reaches the finish line first wins.
Vice versa.
Players are invited to try to draw or color something, but with their left hand, and for those who are left-handed, with their right.
Detectives.
One or two players leave. Afterwards, they are told that they must find out something (“solve a crime”) by asking questions that require answers of “yes,” “no,” or “maybe.” But in fact, the others didn’t have any story in mind. They simply answer “yes” - if the last word of the question ends in a vowel, “no” - in a consonant, “maybe” - in “b”...
New Year's wishes.
This game can be played at a New Year's corporate party. The names of employees are thrown into one box (or one hat, for example), and wishes for them for the next year into another. Then the presenter randomly pulls out one name and one wish and reads them out.
Lung volume.
The players' task is to cheat Balloons in the allotted time without using your hands.
Cucumber.
One leader is selected, and everyone else stands in a very close circle (shoulder to shoulder). The players' hands should be behind them. You need to secretly pass the cucumber behind your back from the presenter and take a bite of it at every opportunity. The presenter's task is to guess whose hands the cucumber is in. If the leader guesses right, then the player he caught takes his place. The game continues until the cucumber is eaten.
Money down the drain.
Participants of the competition are given banknote. The players' task is to "cheat" the money as far as possible in three attempts. After another attempt, the players go to the place where the bill landed and blow again. Whose bill flies the farthest wins.
Erotic competitions
Erotic banana competition.
At least two couples are needed, preferably consisting of a man and a woman (but only men or only women are possible). Each pair is given a banana. They take the peeled banana into their mouth from both sides. A light lyrical melody is turned on, and the couples begin to dance. Bananas should not be touched with your hands. They need to be held only with your lips. The winner is the pair that “holds out” with the banana (which gradually melts) for as long as possible.
Sweeties.
It is better to play this game at the table. The organizer of the game takes a doll - an ordinary naked baby doll, and invites everyone to kiss it in turn, while announcing where and why he is doing it. For example, “I kiss his ear so that he can hear well.” The doll is passed around in a circle or in random order. You can't repeat yourself. If the company is not very large, then the doll goes for a second round. The presenter diligently remembers who kisses the baby where. After the end of the circle (first or second), the presenter announces that it’s enough to train on the doll, and that now everyone must kiss their neighbor in the place that he announced, in the order in which the doll was passed. If the doll was passed around for two circles, then the “neighbor’s kiss” also passes two circles. If the parties have particular resistance to kissing, it is possible to replace kissing with some action (toast, song, help in the kitchen, etc., etc.). The one who refuses to kiss is subject to “punishment”.
Roll the ball.
Several pairs participate in the game. Each pair receives two ping pong balls. The man must roll these balls from the lady's right sleeve to the left sleeve, and the lady must roll these balls through the man's trousers from the right trouser leg to the left.
Ball under the chin.
Two teams are selected and stand in two lines (alternating in each: man, woman) facing each other. The condition is that the players must hold the ball under their chin; during the pass, they must not touch the ball with their hands under any circumstances; however, they are allowed to touch each other in any way they want, just so as not to drop the ball.
Raise the ball to your chin.
Partners (man and woman) stand opposite each other, holding a small rubber ball between their stomachs. The task is to roll the ball with rotational movements to the chin of the shorter partner.
Clothespins.
Several couples are invited. Each participant in the game is blindfolded. Then the host and guests attach several clothespins to different areas of each participant’s clothing. At the leader’s signal, you need to remove all the clothespins from your partner. The couple that completes the task faster wins the competition. This competition is convenient to conduct with music.
Financial-erotic.
The presenter calls two couples (a man and a woman in each pair): “Now you will try to open a whole network of banks as quickly as possible, investing only one bill in each. Receive initial contributions! (Gives the couples candy wrappers or cut up pieces of paper). Banks for your deposits can serve pockets, lapels, and all secluded places. Try to make your deposits as quickly as possible, open as many banks as possible. Get ready, let's start!" The presenter helps the couples complete the task, and after one minute sums up the results: “How many bills do you have left? What about you? Great! All the money is invested in the business! Well done! And now I will ask the women to withdraw the entire amount from their accounts as quickly as possible. make the task more difficult, we will blindfold them." The women are blindfolded and at this time the men are swapped. At the command of the presenter, unsuspecting women begin to excitedly look for deposits from other people's partners.
Dancing on the newspaper.
The music turns on, and the boys and girls are divided into pairs. Each pair is given a sheet of newspaper (large - A2 format). The sheets are placed on the floor and everyone starts dancing, each couple on their own sheet. The couple that leaves the newspaper is eliminated. After a few minutes, the leader folds the sheet of each pair in half and everything continues. This is repeated several times, and soon there is almost no newspaper left...
Brook.
A path from a roll of wallpaper (or a carpet, or a long rug) is placed on the floor. This path is declared a "stream". Women are invited to walk along the “stream” with their legs wide apart without getting their feet wet. After the first attempt, you are asked to repeat the “walk along the stream,” but blindfolded. All other future participants in the game should not see how it is played. After walking the path blindfolded and eventually removing the blindfold, the woman discovers a man (or several men!) lying face up on the path. The man lies down on the track at the moment when the task has already been completed, but the blindfold from the participant’s eyes has not yet been removed. The woman is embarrassed. A second contestant is invited, and when everything is repeated again, the first contestant laughs heartily.
Pharaoh.
A blindfolded man enters the room. His hands begin to move over the lying “Pharaoh” from bottom to top. The role of "Pharaoh" is played by one of the initiated participants. The remaining "victims" are waiting outside the door. Mournful music and words sound: “This is the pharaoh, here are his legs, this is the pharaoh, here are his hips, this is the pharaoh, here is his stomach, ..., here is his head, this is the pharaoh, here are his brains!” With these words, the victim’s hands are immersed in a pan with boiled cold pasta (horns, shells, etc.) mixed with ketchup. The effect exceeds all expectations.
Flour. An inflatable ball is placed in the middle of the table. The two participants are blindfolded and sit down at the table. They are invited to compete in blowing up this balloon. The ball is quietly removed, and a plate generously filled with flour is placed in its place. Participants blow on the plate until they suspect something is wrong... :)
With matches.
The prank is offensive, so it is necessary that the “victim” has a good sense of humor. So, the victim is asked to take a coordination test (dexterity, sobriety, etc.). The essence of the test is as follows: you need to lift a box of matches using two matches. Holding them by the heads with two fingers each, rest with different sides into the center of the box and thus lift it. As a rule, after several attempts this is successful. After this, it is proposed to complicate the task: at the moment when the box is already lifted and held, the victim must stamp his foot several times. If the box falls at this moment, the attempt is repeated. Very quickly the victim will stomp his foot on the floor with a satisfied face and hold a box of matches in front of him with two matches. The face in this case is usually very stupid and happy, especially if you first bet that the victim will never succeed.
This is where the presenter turns to face the audience and announces in the voice of an entertainer: “This is how they start a motorcycle in a madhouse...”.
Pilot.
All participants leave the room, leaving only the presenter and his assistant. Two chairs are placed opposite each other in the room. An assistant sits, as if by chance, not far from the chair of the future “victim” with a soaked rag (handkerchief, etc.) hidden behind his back. The “victims” are launched one at a time. The “victim” comes in and stands near his chair (like the presenter). It is necessary that the chairs are behind them, and the leader and the “victim” look at each other.
Next, the presenter greets the “victim” and says: “You entered the flight school today, I am your instructor and we have practical classes today, you must repeat after me all the movements, sounds, etc.” Then everyone sits down, and the victim, feeling a catch, looks at the chair and, finding nothing, sits down. Then the presenter says: “First lesson, they give us a corn cracker” (the presenter pretends as if he is holding the steering wheel in his hands and begins to make the sounds of a winding up airplane, something like “Peck-peck-peck-peck”), then he says: “Let’s take off!”, gets up from the chair, accordingly, the “victim” also gets up, then both sit down.
The same maneuver occurs a second time, only this time they give a Boeing (well, and the corresponding sounds to it), the third in the fleet turns out to be an SU-27 (or something similar jet, with a loud sound). By this time, the “victim” has already distracted herself from the chair, and the assistant quietly places a wet rag on the chair (just not too wet, so that it doesn’t squish when they sit on it). The main thing is for the “instructor” to look into the eyes of the “victim” at this time, and not behind her back. Further words from the presenter: “The left engine fails, the right engine fails, we fall!” With these words, everyone sits down together.
The instructor and assistant laugh, but the victim at first doesn’t understand what’s going on (the clothes don’t get wet right away). Then the first “victim” sits somewhere to the side and, without giving a sign, becomes a spectator. The next “victim” comes in and everything repeats again. And so on until the last participant looks at the laughing crowd of “flying away”, waiting in bewilderment until his trousers get wet! Believe me, it's super funny.
Sadistic
We staged these games and pranks especially for those who understand a sense of humor and will not torment their guests, as written below :-)))
"Stream"
The number of players is not limited. Suddenly one of the players is recognized as the leader and tied to a chair, and then all the other players feed the leader beer for 5-6 hours. The game is over when a trickle appears.
"Bottle"
The number of players is not limited. The players sit in a circle. In the center of the circle, the leader, who by that time had been untied from the chair and dressed in the uniform of an ordinary player, spins an empty bottle on a long rope. The player who exclaimed: "Oh, yo!" and clutching his head not only counts, but is also eliminated from the game. The game continues until either there are no players left in the circle, or one of them is able to get close to the leader and tie him to the chair again. In the latter case with new strength The trickle game resumes.
"Nonsense"
The number of players is slightly limited by previous games. Suddenly one of the players is recognized as the leader and tied to a chair, and then the rest of the players feed him beer for 2-3 hours. Compared to 5-6 hours of playing trickle, what is happening seems to the presenter to be simply nonsense. Hence the name of the game.
"Hide and Seek"
The number of players is not limited. Suddenly one of the players is recognized as the leader and tied to a chair. Then the first player says loudly and clearly: “We have an extra 20 liters of beer. Where can we hide them in 5-6 hours?” After which the actual game of hide and seek begins.
"Blind Man's Bluff"
The number of players is not limited. One of the players (optional) is tied with a scarf around his neck and another 20 liters of beer are poured out for the host. The player goes for beer, and the presenter squints his eyes in displeasure.
"Sea figure, freeze!"
The sea figure is untied from the chair and placed on the sofa. All players go home, and the sea figure freezes until the morning. The person who gets the last call from the sea figure in the morning wins.
