Entertainment for adults 18. Games and fun on New Year's Eve. For adults! Comic test for couples
A selection of places on earth where men are sorely lacking.
Brazilian women's commune Noiva do Cordeiro (Belo Valais, Brazil)
This community numbers about 600 Brazilian women between the ages of 20 and 35. The main means of existence in it is Agriculture However, many women in the commune have husbands and sons, but they are forced to work in other cities and only a few are allowed to see each other on weekends.
A year ago, representatives of this wonderful settlement made an appeal to the men of the planet through the commune's Facebook page and the local press, with a proposal to move to them for permanent residence. The main intentions of women are romantic relationship and marriage.
Tuaregs (residing in Mali, Niger, Burkina Faso, Algeria and Libya)
The Tuareg have the concept of "Asri" - this is the absolute freedom of morals for all unmarried Tuareg women, regardless of whether they are girls, divorced or widows. The more lovers she has, the higher her reputation. A girl cannot be married against her will.
Northern Mariana Islands (Pacific Ocean)
It is home to 756 men per 1000 women. Moreover, in the age group from 18 to 64 there are even more women - 686 men per 1000 women.
Kiev, Ukraine)
In this city, 54% of the population is women, which has earned the city the title of the most attractive city for singles from around the world.
Such female superiority may seem like a trifle, but in reality such a figure is considered statistically significant and capable of influencing the "balance of power" when searching for a soul mate.
Budapest, Hungary)
The female population of this city is 53%.
As for Russia, everything is not so bad for bachelors.
The biggest gender imbalance is in Ivanovo, there are 190 women for every 100 men.
Porn actress Amaranta Henk opened the world's first "university of porn", as reported by "The Sun". Such an unusual educational institution will be able to teach students not only to shoot films for adults, but also to sell video content.
Many things, the purpose of which no one will argue today, were originally created for completely different purposes. Among such inventions is the vibrator: its prototype was used several centuries ago by men as well - for purely medical purposes.
Coming soon in all pharmacies!
My mom is not ideal. There are sides to her that I envy, which my friends envy, but there are also character traits for which I sometimes want to renounce her.
You go into a store or walk past a sign and suddenly stop, wondering how they could have come up with this. And most importantly, what did they think when they wrote it?
To the excitement, users are vigorously discussing a children's illustration from a Soviet book and find a lot of strange, ridiculous and very funny in it. The picture shows a family of five: dad, mom, son, daughter and grandmother. Everyone is busy with some business, but, according to the authors, these activities are wrong, not corresponding to their statuses, for example, a girl scores ...
Anecdotes and pictures on sensitive topics.
Perhaps the overwhelming majority of the adult population of our planet, which has already outgrown scary tales about "babayka" in the closet, I am firmly convinced that the worst thing that can await a person in the evening in a dark bedroom is some insidiously lurking gonorrhea, or any other reason to visit the smiling guys from "kozhven". Aha, no matter how it is!
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New Year's Eve for that and New Year's, so that it would be fun and unforgettable. But do not forget that it is also long ... Therefore, it is necessary to stock up on a sufficient amount of interesting games and entertainment. This is where we will try to help you in this article.
Comic test for couples.
The first to write on a piece of paper - in a column, under the numbers - ten names of animals (insects, birds, reptiles), married men present at a party - without showing their wives. Then the wives do the same. The leader of the test asks the couple to look at the other side of the sheet, where the representatives of the fauna chosen by the husband appear in the column. So, husband: 1 Affectionate, like ... 2 Strong, like ... 3 Sociable, like ... 4 Authoritative, like ... 5 Independent, like ... 6 Smiling, like ... 7 Neat, like ... 8 Amorous, like ... 9 Bold, like ... 10 Beautiful, like ...
Then the representatives of the fauna, chosen by the wife, are called. So, the wife: 1 In transport like ... 2 With relatives like ... 3 With work colleagues like ... 4 In a store like ... 5 Like at home ... 6 In a cafe or restaurant like .. . 7 With a boss like ... 8 In a friendly company like ... 9 In bed like ... 10 In a doctor's office like ...
Eating cake.
The guests are divided into two teams. Each team is given a piece of cake, and if the teams are big, then a whole cake in a cardboard box tied with a rope. Each team has a member with a bottle of lemonade who gives water to his team. Everyone's hands are tied behind their backs, including those of the "drinkers". The first team to eat their cake wins. In the same way, you can eat cornflakes, desserts, etc.
Thick-cheeked lip slap.
To play you need a bag of sucking candies like "Barberry". The game involves two people. They start taking turns taking a piece of candy from the bag (in the hands of the host), putting it in their mouth (not allowed to swallow), and after each candy call their opponent a "fat-cheeked lip slap". Whoever shoves more sweets into his mouth and at the same time manages to pronounce the "magic phrase" will win.
Miss Sensitivity.
Only women participate in the competition. They face the audience, with a chair behind each. The facilitator discreetly places a small object on each chair. On command, all the participants sit down and try to determine what kind of object is under them. Watching or using your hands is prohibited. The one who determines first - wins.
Wet pants.
3-5 people participate in the game. It is more interesting if they are a little tipsy men. They go out, face the audience. The host gives each of them a plastic bottle (1-1.5 liter). The men tuck the bottom of the bottle into their belt, into their pants. The bottles are prepared in advance, small, inconspicuous holes are made in the bottom of them with a needle. Further, the presenter gives each man a mug of water and a spoon, with which he needs to scoop the water from the mug into his bottle. Men compete for speed. At first it seems to them that they are spilling water past the neck. But when someone finishes the last spoon, and the host asks to get the containers, it becomes clear that a whole glass of water was in his pants.
Dress the lady.
Each lady holds a ribbon twisted into a ball in her right hand. The man takes the tip of the ribbon with his lips and, without touching his hands, wraps the ribbon around the lady. The winner is the one who has the best outfit, or the one who completes the task faster.
Alcohol meter.
In a "close" company, two drunken men are asked to check who is more drunk. To do this, they are given felt-tip pens, and behind them - a scale drawn on a Whatman paper, where the increasing degrees are indicated - 20, 30, 40 degrees and above. The task of the participants - bending down, stretching out a hand to the "Alcohol meter" between the legs, mark the degrees on the scale with a felt-tip pen. Everyone wants to be more sober, so the degrees on the scale are ranged from higher to lower so that players stretch their arms higher.
Mission impossible.
For this competition, some delicate dish is suitable - for example, jelly. The task of the participants is to eat it as quickly as possible with the help of toothpicks.
Harvesting.
The task of the players of each team is to transfer oranges to a certain place as quickly as possible without using hands.
Tear up the newspaper.
The competition is attended by two, three or more people. The task is to tear the newspaper as quickly and as little as possible - with one hand. At the same time, the hand is extended forward, you cannot help with the free hand.
Roll.
The guests sitting at the table pass a roll of paper in a circle (it is better, of course, if not a toilet paper, but a paper towel in a roll). Each guest rips off as many pieces as he wants, the more the better. When each guest has a pile of scraps, the presenter announces the rules of the game: each guest must tell as many facts about himself as he has torn scraps.
Take a ride on the ball.
All participants in the competition line up in teams of 3 people. Every three players get a tight ball. At the signal of the leader, one of the players of the trio, supported under the elbows by two other players, stepping on the ball, rolls it. The first group to reach the finish line wins.
Vice versa.
Players are encouraged to try to draw or color something, but with their left hand, and those who are left-handed - with their right.
Detectives.
One or two players come out. Then they are told that they must find out something ("solve the crime"), asking questions that imply the answers "yes", "no", "maybe". But in fact, the rest did not make any story. They simply answer "yes" - if the last word of the question ends in a vowel, "no" - in a consonant, "maybe" - in "b" ...
New Year's wishes.
This game can be played at the New Year's corporate event. Names of employees are thrown into one box (or one hat, for example), and wishes for them next year are thrown into another. Then the presenter randomly pulls out one name and one wish and reads them out.
Lung volume.
The task of the players is to inflate Balloons in the allotted time without using hands.
Cucumber.
One leader is chosen, and all the rest are in a very close circle (shoulder to shoulder). The players' hands should be at the back. It is necessary, in secret from the host, to pass the cucumber behind the backs and bite off a piece from it at every opportunity. The task of the presenter is to guess in whose hands the cucumber is. If the leader guessed it, then the player caught by him takes his place. The game continues until the cucumber is eaten.
Money down the drain.
Participants of the competition are given a banknote. The task of the players is to "blow" the money as far as possible from three attempts. After another attempt, the players come to the place where the bill fell and blow again. Whose bill will fly away further - he wins.
Erotic contests
Erotic banana contest.
At least two couples are required, preferably consisting of a man and a woman (but only men or only women can be used). Each pair is given a banana. They put a peeled banana in their mouth from both sides. A light lyrical melody kicks in and the couples start dancing. Do not touch bananas with your hands. They need to be held only with the lips. The winner is the couple that "lasts" as long as possible with the banana (which gradually melts).
Sweeties.
It is better to play this game at the table. The organizer of the game takes a doll - an ordinary naked baby doll, and invites everyone to kiss him in turn, announcing where and why he is doing it. For example, "I kiss his ear so that he can hear well." The doll is passed in a circle or in random order. You cannot repeat yourself. If the company is not very large, then the doll goes to the second round. The presenter carefully remembers who kisses the baby where. After the end of the circle (first or second), the presenter announces that it is enough to train on the doll, and that now everyone must kiss the neighbor in the place that he announced, in the order in which the doll was passed. If the doll was passed two circles, then two circles are passed and the "neighbor's kiss". With special resistance of the parties to kissing, it is possible to allow replacing kissing with some kind of action (toast, song, help in the kitchen, etc., etc.). The one who refused to kiss is subject to "punishment".
Roll the ball.
Several couples participate in the game. Each pair receives two ping-pong balls. The man should roll these balls from the lady's right sleeve to the left sleeve, and the lady should roll these balls through the man's trousers from the right leg to the left.
Ball under the chin.
Two teams are selected, which stand in two lines (in each alternation: man, woman) facing each other. The condition is that the players must keep the ball under their chin; during the pass, you should never touch the ball with your hands, while it is allowed to touch each other as you like, just not to drop the ball.
Raise the ball to the chin.
Partners (man and woman) stand opposite each other, holding a small rubber ball between their bellies. The task is to roll the ball to the chin with rotational movements of the one who is smaller in stature.
Clothespins.
Several couples are invited. Each participant in the game is blindfolded. Then, the presenter and guests cling several clothespins to different parts of the clothes of each of the participants. At the signal of the leader, you need to remove all the clothespins from your partner or female partner. The couple who complete the task faster wins the competition. It is convenient to hold this competition with music.
Financial and erotic.
The presenter calls two pairs (in each pair a man and a woman): "Now you will try to open a whole network of banks as soon as possible, investing only one bill in each. Get initial contributions! (Gives the pairs candy wrappers or cut pieces of paper). Banks for your deposits can serve as pockets, lapels, and all secluded places. Try to arrange your deposits as soon as possible, open as many banks as possible. The presenter helps the couples to complete the task, and after one minute sums up: "How many bills do you have left? And you have? Great! All the money has been invested in the business! Well done! And now I will ask the women to withdraw the entire amount from their accounts as soon as possible. So that complicate the task, we'll blindfold them. " Women are blindfolded and at this time the men are swapped. At the command of the presenter, unsuspecting women begin to search with passion for contributions from other people's partners.
Dancing on the newspaper.
Music turns on, and guys and girls are divided into pairs. Each pair is given a newspaper sheet (large - A2 format). The sheets are laid on the floor and everyone begins to dance, each pair on its own sheet. The couple who have left the newspaper are eliminated. After a few minutes, the leader folds the sheet of each pair in half and everything continues. This is repeated several times, and soon there is almost no newspaper left ...
Stream.
A path from a roll of wallpaper (or a carpet path, or a long rug) is placed on the floor. This path is declared a "brook". Women are encouraged to walk with their legs wide apart and walk along the "stream" without getting their feet wet. After the first attempt, it is proposed to repeat the "walk along the stream", but already with a blindfold. All other future participants in the game should not see how it is being played. Having walked the path blindfolded, and in the end, having removed the blindfold from her eyes, the woman discovers that a man is lying face up (or several men!) On the path. The man lies down on the path at the moment when the task has already been completed, but the participant's blindfold has not yet been removed. The woman is embarrassed. A second contestant is invited, and when everything is repeated again, the first contestant laughs heartily.
Pharaoh.
A blindfolded man enters the room. With his hands they begin to lead over the lying "Pharaoh" from the bottom up. The role of "pharaoh" is played by one of the initiated participants. The rest of the "victims" are waiting outside the door. Mournful music sounds and the words: "This is Pharaoh, here are his legs, this is Pharaoh, here are his hips, this is Pharaoh, here is his belly, ..., here is his head, this is Pharaoh, here are his brains!" With these words, the victim's hands are immersed in a pot of boiled cold pasta (horns, shells, etc.) mixed with ketchup. The effect exceeds all expectations.
Flour. An inflatable ball is placed in the middle of the table. Two participants are blindfolded and sit down at the table. They are invited to compete in blowing this ball. The ball is removed imperceptibly, and a plate abundantly filled with flour is placed in its place. Participants blow on the plate until they suspect something is wrong ... :)
With matches.
The prank is offensive, so it is necessary that the "victim" has a good sense of humor. So, the victim is asked to pass a coordination test (agility, sobriety, etc.). The essence of the test is as follows: you need to lift a box of matches, using two matches for this. Holding them by the heads with two fingers each, rest with different sides in the center of the box and thus lift it up. As a rule, after several attempts it succeeds. After that, it is proposed to complicate the task: at the moment when the box is already raised and held, the victim must stamp his foot several times. If the box falls at this moment, then the attempt is repeated. Very quickly, the victim will stamp his foot on the floor with a happy face, and hold a box with two matches in front of him. The face is usually very stupid and happy, especially if you first argue that the victim will never succeed.
It was here that the presenter turns to face the audience and announces in the voice of an entertainer: "This is how they start a motorcycle in a madhouse ...".
Pilot.
All participants leave the room, only the presenter and his assistant remain. In the room, two chairs are placed opposite each other. Not far from the chair of the future "victim", as if by chance, an assistant sits down with a wet cloth (handkerchief, etc.) hidden behind his back. The "victims" are launched one at a time. The "victim" comes in and stands near his chair (as does the presenter). It is necessary that the chairs were behind them, and the presenter and the "victim" look at each other.
Then the presenter greets the "victim" and says: "Today you entered the flight school, I am your instructor and we have practical classes today, you must repeat all movements, sounds, etc. after me." Then everyone sits down, and the victim, sensing a catch, looks at the chair and, finding nothing, sits down. Further, the presenter says: "The first lesson, they give us a cornman" (the presenter pretends to be holding the steering wheel in his hands, and begins to make the sounds of an airplane running, something like "Peck-pek-pek-pek"), then he says: "Let's take off!", gets up from the chair, respectively, gets up and "victim", then both sit down.
The same maneuver takes place a second time, only this time the Boeing is given (well, the corresponding sounds to it), the third in the park is the SU-27 (or something similar reactive, with a loud sound). By this time, the "victim" had already been distracted from the chair, and the assistant imperceptibly placed a wet rag on the chair (only not very wet so that it would not squelch when they sat on it). The main thing is that the "instructor" "at this time looks into the eyes of the" victim ", and not behind her back. Then the words of the presenter: "The left engine refuses, the right engine refuses, we are falling!" With these words, everyone sits down together.
The instructor and the assistant laugh, and the victim at the first moment does not understand what the matter is (the clothes do not get wet right away). Then the first "victim" sits down somewhere to the side and, without giving a sign, becomes a spectator. The next "victim" comes in and everything is repeated anew. And so on until the last participant looks at the laughing crowd of "flying away" ", waiting in bewilderment until the pants get wet! Trust me, it's super funny.
Sadistic
We put these games and practical jokes especially for those who understand a lot about a sense of humor and will not torment their guests, as written below :-)))
"Stream"
The number of players is not limited. Suddenly, one of the players is recognized as the leader and tied to a chair, and then all the other players drink beer for the leader for 5-6 hours. The game is over when a trickle appears.
"Bottle"
The number of players is not limited. Players are positioned in a circle. In the center of the circle, the leader, untied by that time from the chair and dressed in the uniform of an ordinary player, spins an empty bottle on a long string. A player who exclaimed, "Oh, yo!" and clutching the head is not only considered, but also out of the game. The game continues until either there are no players left in the circle, or one of them cannot get close to the leader and tie him back to the chair. In the latter case, with new strength the trickle game is resumed.
"Nonsense"
The number of players is slightly limited by previous games. Suddenly, one of the players is recognized as the leader and tied to a chair, and then the rest of the players give him beer to drink for 2-3 hours. Compared to 5-6 hours of playing the "trickle", what is happening seems to the host just nonsense. Hence the name of the game.
"Hide and seek"
The number of players is not limited. Suddenly, one of the players is recognized as the leader and tied to a chair. Then the first player says loudly and distinctly: "We have an extra 20 liters of beer. Where can we hide them in 5-6 hours?" After that, the actual game of hide and seek begins.
"Zhmurki"
The number of players is not limited. One of the players (optional) is tied with a scarf and unwound another 20 liters of beer for the host. The player goes for a beer, and the leader blinks in displeasure.
"Sea figure, freeze!"
The sea figure is untied from the chair and placed on the sofa. All players go home, and the sea figure freezes until morning. The winner is the one to whom the sea figure calls the last one in the morning.
